The Reshifian Council wishes to send its apologies.

[The Reshifian Council]

Our homeworld was suffering from a rather nasty pandemic of Forgotthiswebsiteexisteditis, which we have found to be transmittable by communications satellite. In order to spare your species the unpleasant side effects (short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, sudden desires to do pointless things rather than stuff that's important, etc.), we decided it was a better option to flee.

Also, we felt quite out of the loop, and decided to advanced to the point that we could do something. Not that we're probably here soon enough to be of any help. Or that our Forgotthiswebsiteexisteditis allowed us to focus on it.

[JorgasElite]

Farewell. The Triple Alliance says farewell. Greatest Hope, we bestow you.

[The Reshifian Council]

We did not intend to communicate that we were leaving. What we were trying to say is that we are not of any help and probably should leave. We assure you it means the same thing for entirely different reasons.

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